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Rude Street Peter
01:22
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You think you're killing it, know how to rock
Well Rude Street playing down at the club
Yeah, the boys are good, god damn
Mike and Beau,, Rick, Scott and Steve
Ain't no band, better than them
You think you're better, take a shit in a wind
Get your balls knocked clean off your trunk
Let's all get drunk and rowdy as fuck
Wanna be a Street Peter
I wanna be like Mike Mull
Rude Street
Yeah, Rude Street
Yeah, rude street
Mama wanted me to be an engineer
But I just wanna be a Rude Street Peter
I wanna be a Street Peter
I wanna be your Street Peter
I wanna be a Street Peter
I wanna be a Street Peter
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No Comply
00:52
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Never listen to the man
We do it anyway
Caught up in the scam
We do it our way
Pop it off the rock, and flip it off the top
Try to make us stop!
Frontside, backside, no comply
We don't listen, we don't mind, we're on our own grind thank you Neal
Mr. Blender!
we don't need no help from you, no comply
were through with the boys in blue no comply
No comprende no copeesh
No comply
No comply
Never comply
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3. |
Shitty Halfpipe
01:05
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My knobby knees are spent
My insurance came and went
I'm hanging out with the boys
Sittin' on a curb making noise
With scraps off shit, and glue We’re Shitty Halfpipe
and blood, no rules fuck you!
We're Shitty Halfpipe?
We're Shitty Halfpipe?
skate party at the park
Picture Tony Alva Tony Hawk
If I was, I would be honest
The only thing I watched was yo momma! Can we hang?
We're shitty, so shitty, a little Shitty
we're Shitty Halfpipe
Don't you fucking hate
You don't even skate
Party at the park, party at your mom's
Cops are coming better run!
Cause the sheriff got a gun
They just wanna really kill the fun.
They show up and we're gone
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Frontside Faceplant
01:10
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Say you fuckers will, make it down the hill
Know you never won't, without scars up to your throat
Frontside faceplant, faceplant, faceplant
My God, you nearly died but only lost your smile
Thought it all was over, but your dumbass still alive
You nearly died
Don't do it
don't do it
Frontside faceplant, frontside, frontside
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Wrist Splitter
00:57
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Hey, come off the edge I slipped first
I came slidin on my face
So fast so gashed
I’m in need of an xray
Hell yeah it hurts
Its getting worse
Fuck it, landed in my hand.
Lost my edge
Upon the vert
I ain’t got insurance! ripper gonna rip it!
Wrist splitter, yeah
I'm a little late
But I’ll be leaving first.
I came off in reverse
Yeah, I wanna skate I need the pills
Don't wanna live my life in pain
Don't want the girls
I need a nurse
I need a ride to the hospital
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Drain the Pool
02:10
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They'll be gone til' mid September, grab a pump (drain the pool)
Bring a ladder and a hammer, cut the lock (ditching' school)
Dive down deep to pull the plug, gone be a banger (drain the pool)
Got a spot all our own, all this summer (there goes the neighborhood)
Here comes the po-po, who called the po-po?
We better go cause that po-po's taking photos
The cops are coming, hear the siren, gonna get ya
Beady eyes are out to get us, leave us alone
Yeah we’re in down deep, we're in the drain. You wanna drain the pool?
Im misfit, a pro-radical, delinquent (fuck your rules)
There goes the po-po, they didn't stop though
Let's get some liquor, hit the pipe and skate the blue bowl
Pull the chain pull the plug put it into the tube. I bet you all when your gone we’ll be drawing the pool!
We've got our freedom, you can't stop us
You can't restrain us, you'll never tame us
Your vacation, your headed for Michigan
We’re shredding your deep end, we’ve drained your pool!
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Monkeys in a Bowl
02:21
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Concrete, serving up to the sun rays
Got the cops, swarmin’ the lot, welcome to the party
When we arrived, what were we thinking?
So many days of the week, I picked this one (cause it's awesome)
Danger, gonna find it
When the time comes, gonna grind it
It's like bulls in a ring, got the wheels on a roll
Gotta really hold on, a bunch of monkeys in a bowl
It's on welcome to the circus
Face first to the wall, Its hot it’s like a furnace
I don't know, what the fuck I'm doing
But it's like bulls in a ring, got the wheels on a roll
Gotta really hold on, a bunch of monkeys in a bowl
We’re a gnarly bunch of monkeys
bunch of fucking monkeys with us monkeys in a bowl
Going every which a’ way, don’t know where to go?
Taking up the right of way, standing in the zone
A bunch of fucking monkeys with us monkeys in a bowl
A bunch of fucking monkeys with us monkeys in a ball
Take a shitty picture, post it on your phone
Loungin’ on a ramp like a fucking baboon.
A bunch of fucking monkeys with us monkeys in a bowl
Got so much to do today I’ll put it on hold.
Gonna dance with these monkeys in the park til it’s dark.
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Mom's Rules
00:40
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Ride my board, sometimes bike it
Hang with Scott, mom don't like it
Thinks I don’t, I still do,
I still know I'm not supposed to
Dear Mom, nevermind, never ever will I mind
Wash my ass, stay in school, I can't follow every rule
Gotta ramp, big and tall
Mom caught me getting high with y'all
Tore it down, thanks a lot, it's all good we skate at Scott's
Dear Mom, nevermind, never ever will I mind
Wash my ass, stay in school, I can't follow every rule
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Girlfriend
02:24
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M D found me getting high on the LSD.
We go to rock shows, throw some elbows
So far she's been a better half of me
I was going down the tubes without no lube
She always takes her girlfriend when she pees
But I hold her hair back when she’s pukin’,
It's fucking bitchin now cause
I got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend
I'm so crazy, she's so crazy
I got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend
I'm so ugly, she's so pretty
Got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend
Fucking bitchin', got a new friend
I got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend, now
Please come pick me up before you leave
We'll dodge the popo, dance a pogo
She's got a finger for society
She's so cute but she's so rude
So would you hold my hand another day
And I hold your hair back while your and get all pukey.
It's fucking bitchin', cause now
I got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend
I'm so crazy, she's so crazy
I got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend
I'm so ugly, she's so pretty
Got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend
Fucking bitchin', got a new friend
I got a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend, now.
Yeah, she's so pretty
Yeah, I got a girlfriend
And I ain't waiting
Got her a pop top for a promise ring
So I don't see her dance with him pretend I got a girlfriend.
She's so cute, I almost puked so intense
I've been burned so many times, damaged goods
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Hill Bomb
00:57
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Skin all over me, all on the street, I only ride Hills, yeah
Hill bomb, Hill bomb
You drive trucks
We grind those
Got no fear, it's only balls, got no brakes, don't fucking care
Hill bomb, Hill bomb
Bomb drop
From the top, I skate rocks
Fuck the cops.
Got it in the wind on a borrowed board.
Got loose trucks.
Never take it back!
Hill bomb, Hill bomb Hill bomb, Hill bomb, Hill bomb, Hill bomb, Hill bomb, Hill bomb
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Bearing with it
02:23
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Clickity clack now here I come
Sidewalk Surfing tons of fun
Bearing down it feels so good
Tearing up your neighborhood
Came thru sailing, headphones blaring
Got the slickest grease in my bearing
Got the hardest head in my hoodie
Hit the hardest rock, lost my footing
Ain't no fucking rules going this way
Not the smartest roach in the ashtray
Busting my ass, fell down halfway
Popped back up like I'm OK
Bearing with the melee
The coast is clear to skate the day away
I'm going to Sterling's and Steve's
To burn a J and gaining speed!
Came through sailing, headphones blaring
Got the slickest grease in my bearing
Got the hardest head in my hoodie
Hit the hardest rock lost my footing
Ain't no fucking rules going this way
Not the smartest roach in the ashtray
Busted my ass, fell down halfway
Pop back up like I’m OK
Bearing With It
I be Bearing With It
Got that feeling yeah yeah yeah
We won't go down in flames.
Bearing With It!
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Falling Backwards
01:31
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She turned a backflip
Thought he was OK with it
She was the shit
He was a dick
Delinquents
I think he liked his girlfriend
He used to hang around a lot
But didn't make no noise
She sidnt wanna see him
But he holla anyway
Way out of his league
She ran it backwards
He lost balance
His head's in a blur
I was going the wrong way
Fell to the floor
Falling backwards
Fall, falling backwards
Falling backwards
Backwards
I fall
Falling backwards
Falling backwards
Falling backwards, backwards, falling backwards
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